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Heater Hustlers from Canton again: HEAT SURGE Roll-n-Glow Fireplace
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m***@hotmail.com
2007-12-12 16:11:37 UTC
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Well, it's the silly season. My local paper just ran a full-page ad
for the HEAT SURGE Roll-n-Glow Fireplace. It is an electric heater
disguised as a fireplace ("fireless flame") and sold wrapped in a
"real Amish fireplace mantel". Wow!

"The HEAT SURGE miracle heater is a work of engineering genius from
the China coast so advanced, you simply plug it into any standard wall
outlet". They don't say where on the coast. Maybe it's near the Canton
in China (Guangzhou)? The upper right corner of the ad says it comes
from Heat Surge LLC located in the other town named Canton, in Ohio.
(Canton, Ohio is also where the heavily advertised EdenPURE heater is
sold from, although it also is made in China).

You can see the color version (Wilmington, NC Star) at:
http://www.marketplacelocal.com/portalWeb/portal.aspx?groupid=455&pagename=printitem&itemid=50568495&eadvertiserid=67422

Or, look at the website at: http://www.heatsurge.com

What a pile of horsecrap! These clowns should be horsewhipped, since
they are probably going to make a pile of money by swindling the
gullible and elderly.

"It uses less energy than it takes to run a coffee maker. Yet it
produces an amazing 5,119 BTU's."
Well, guess what? 5119 BTU/hr converts to exactly 1499 watts, and it
always will.

That's right folks, it's just another lousy little 1500 watt portable
electric heater with a fan, like you can buy anywhere for $25. They
will sell it to you for only $298 (or for $249 each if you buy a pair
of them)! No wonder they can afford to give you for free a gen-u-ine
oak or cherry Amish mantle.

The HEAT SURGE just is another example of the "boom box" or (for old-
timers) "console radio" marketing fallacy that a bigger cabinet and a
higher price OBVIOUSLY means that you are getting a better product.

Pittsburgh Pete

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2007-12-12 16:35:53 UTC
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Post by m***@hotmail.com
Well, it's the silly season. My local paper just ran a full-page ad
for the HEAT SURGE Roll-n-Glow Fireplace. It is an electric heater
disguised as a fireplace ("fireless flame") and sold wrapped in a
"real Amish fireplace mantel". Wow!
"The HEAT SURGE miracle heater is a work of engineering genius from
the China coast so advanced, you simply plug it into any standard wall
outlet".
Wow ! That's fucking AMAZING ! An electric appliance that
all you have to do is plug it in to any standard wall outlet and it
works ! Who'd a thunk ? Damn I wish I was smart like that ....

No vents.
No chimney.
No tools.
No gas lines.
No wood, no ashes, no mess, no hassle.

These are GOOD QUALITIES to have in an electric appliance !
Post by m***@hotmail.com
They don't say where on the coast. Maybe it's near the Canton
in China (Guangzhou)? The upper right corner of the ad says it comes
from Heat Surge LLC located in the other town named Canton, in Ohio.
(Canton, Ohio is also where the heavily advertised EdenPURE heater is
sold from, although it also is made in China).
http://www.marketplacelocal.com/portalWeb/portal.aspx?groupid=455&pagename=printitem&itemid=50568495&eadvertiserid=67422
Or, look at the website at: http://www.heatsurge.com
Damn, look at all those Amish folks ! I wonder when the Amish
changed their policies and religion to allow the women to work in the
wood-working shop with the men ???? Unless maybe those are
Chinese-Amish, and they do things different ....
Post by m***@hotmail.com
What a pile of horsecrap! These clowns should be horsewhipped, since
they are probably going to make a pile of money by swindling the
gullible and elderly.
"It uses less energy than it takes to run a coffee maker. Yet it
produces an amazing 5,119 BTU's."
Well, guess what? 5119 BTU/hr converts to exactly 1499 watts, and it
always will.
And your common 'Mr Coffee' uses 1,000 watts or less. Of
course, you CAN find a coffee maker that uses 1,500 watts, if you want
the high-dollar heavy duty shit ....
Post by m***@hotmail.com
That's right folks, it's just another lousy little 1500 watt portable
electric heater with a fan, like you can buy anywhere for $25. They
will sell it to you for only $298 (or for $249 each if you buy a pair
$ 587 in cherry, on the website. Wadda deal !
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2007-12-13 03:59:20 UTC
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<***@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:42f1aacd-d08c-46ff-8dff-***@d21g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
Well, it's the silly season. My local paper just ran a full-page ad
for the HEAT SURGE Roll-n-Glow Fireplace. It is an electric heater
disguised as a fireplace ("fireless flame") and sold wrapped in a
"real Amish fireplace mantel". Wow!

"The HEAT SURGE miracle heater is a work of engineering genius from
the China coast so advanced, you simply plug it into any standard wall
outlet". They don't say where on the coast. Maybe it's near the Canton
in China (Guangzhou)? The upper right corner of the ad says it comes
from Heat Surge LLC located in the other town named Canton, in Ohio.
(Canton, Ohio is also where the heavily advertised EdenPURE heater is
sold from, although it also is made in China).

You can see the color version (Wilmington, NC Star) at:
http://www.marketplacelocal.com/portalWeb/portal.aspx?groupid=455&pagename=printitem&itemid=50568495&eadvertiserid=67422

Or, look at the website at: http://www.heatsurge.com

What a pile of horsecrap! These clowns should be horsewhipped, since
they are probably going to make a pile of money by swindling the
gullible and elderly.

"It uses less energy than it takes to run a coffee maker. Yet it
produces an amazing 5,119 BTU's."
Well, guess what? 5119 BTU/hr converts to exactly 1499 watts, and it
always will.

That's right folks, it's just another lousy little 1500 watt portable
electric heater with a fan, like you can buy anywhere for $25. They
will sell it to you for only $298 (or for $249 each if you buy a pair
of them)! No wonder they can afford to give you for free a gen-u-ine
oak or cherry Amish mantle.

The HEAT SURGE just is another example of the "boom box" or (for old-
timers) "console radio" marketing fallacy that a bigger cabinet and a
higher price OBVIOUSLY means that you are getting a better product.

Pittsburgh Pete

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We do not believe what we write, and neither should you. Information
furnished to you is for topical (external) use only. This information
may not be worth any more than either a groundhog turd, or what you
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or sober when he wrote it down. Do not worry, be happy.
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2023-02-02 18:02:02 UTC
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Perhaps a bit lighter look at this from the future :)

Winter is the perfect time to curl up in front of a warm and cozy fireplace. But, not everyone has the luxury of having a traditional fireplace in their home. That's where the HEAT SURGE Roll-n-Glow Fireplace comes in. This unique and innovative fireplace provides the warmth and comfort of a traditional fireplace, but with modern convenience and portability.

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The Roll-n-Glow fireplace uses state-of-the-art LED technology to create the illusion of a realistic flame. The flame effect is adjustable, so you can control the brightness and height to suit your needs. The fireplace also includes a built-in heater that provides ample heat to warm up your home.

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Is the Roll-n-Glow fireplace safe to use?
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Can I use the Roll-n-Glow fireplace outside?
No, the Roll-n-Glow fireplace is designed for indoor use only.

How long does the flame effect last?
The flame effect lasts as long as you need it to, as long as the fireplace is plugged in.

Is the Roll-n-Glow fireplace energy-efficient?
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The HEAT SURGE Roll-n-Glow Fireplace is the perfect solution for anyone looking for a warm and cozy fireplace experience. It's portable, easy to operate, and provides ample heat to warm up your home. With its sleek and modern design, the Roll-n-Glow fireplace is a great addition to any home. So, if you're looking for a convenient and efficient way to enjoy the warmth and comfort of a fireplace, consider the HEAT SURGE Roll-n-Glow Fireplace
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